Girl Drama

So the boy tells me this morning that he has a girlfriend and her name is Kendall. I’m like oh how cute…he’s had a girlfriend before and her name was Kolby Davis, and still speaks of his lost love and how much he misses her. Scarred at the ripe ole age of four.

His new relationship is fresh and evidently this little hussy gets around. She used to be Josh’s girlfriend but they broke up so now she is the boy’s girlfriend.

I know that a boy needs to spread his wings and fly…but don’t be bringing any hussy home to meet Mom. Do your thing and respect the mom!

Seriously…I had these stories in Junior High…not when I was in preschool. I am so not ready for this.

Tickle me Mommy

Last night, this morning you came into our bedroom and your dad and I let you finish out the night in our bed. This morning when I woke you up the first thing ok…who are we kidding the second thing you asked me right after “Can I watch a show?” was “Mommy, why did you push my legs last night?”

Me: “Because you were kicking your brother and we don’t kick your brother”.

The boy: “Can I punch my brother?”

Me: “No, we don’t punch.”

The boy: “Can I flick my brother?”

Me: “No sweetie, that is not nice.”

The boy: “Can I tickle my brother?”

Me: “Yes, you can tickle your brother.”

At this time you proceed to tickle my belly.

WAY FREAKIN CUTE.

My Handsome Boy...

This morning we were getting ready for school by brushing your teeth and you wanted to comb your hair, we are letting it grow now so you have something to comb. You picked up my comb and explained the following: “I have to comb my hair so I can look handsome.”

All I can say is thank goodness you are not a girl because I would have sent you to your room until you were thirty with a statement like that.

LOVE HIM!

Oh Witty One...

We were all sitting at the dinner table last night, we were finishing up our dinner and as usual had the TV on to your favorite cartoons (I very clearly understand many people think having the TV on during dinner is the worst thing you can do as a parent right next to leaving your four year old at home alone but ya know what…it works for us, for now) and your dad and I were reading a magazine and all of the sudden you exlaim…”I bet he didn’t see that coming!” I look up at your dad for non verbal clarification and he already has his head in his hands cracking up and I begin laughing so hard I start crying.

I ask your dad what was going on in the cartoon and he proceeded to explain the end of the cartoon where the wolf was tormenting the dog while he was singing opera. At the end the dog got his revenge and brought the wolf on stage and started tormenting him…this is where you come in “I bet he didn’t see that coming!” YOU ARE A FREAKIN GENIUS. You are four…right…do your remember that? You aren’t supposed to be making witty statements of that caliber much less using them in the correct context.

Thank you son! What a great moment.

Everyday

When you ask to be picked up you sing a line from the Dave Mathews Band song 'Everyday'..."Pick me up love...Everyday...". Compliments of your mom.

When asked if you wanted to go to Old McDonald's farm for a birthday party your response was "I just want to sing it...I don't want to go there."